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catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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certan:

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fashionrobb:

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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humancum:

Talking on Skype:

5% = Hi, how are you?

95% = Can you hear me?

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sexience:

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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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